The Definitive Ranking of Bond Films

because all of the other ones are, well, wrong

Sean Connery in Goldfinger. credit: Michael Ochs Archives / Getty Images

The arrival of a new James Bond film is a cause for celebration and a good excuse to drink martinis (as if one were needed.) But there are a couple downsides. One, some misguided souls insist on making those martinis with vodka, skaken, not stirred. Bond was just wrong about this on both counts, but that’s for another post…